On September 14 the population-wide rollout of the token began. I collected mine two days later for use while running because they're much easier to carry and to waterproof than a phone is. Today I finally got around to opening it up. (more)
I felt a great disturbance in the Internet, as if millions of non-consensual direct-marketing lists suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.